Santa's Snitch: The Shelf's Silent Surveillance
The elf sits in judgement by day, a silent sentinel of compliance. But by night? By night, it unleashes chaos, demonstrating that the rules it enforces do not apply to it. This is not Christmas magic. This is a masterclass in performative governance: the powerful performing transgression for the masses they simultaneously police.
Recall Petition Approved: Smith Now Faces a 60-Day Campaign—and Her Own Party’s Boos
The petition arrives at a uniquely vulnerable moment for Smith. Her recent political standing could be charitably described as “bruised.”
