Return to Romana’s Richmound: Sovereign Sewers, Desperate Grifts, Didulo Cult locked in
Romana Didulo
“Queen” Romana makes absurd “royal decrees” on live streams
The sun hasn’t even risen over the prairie, and OWL News is already rolling back into this fractured town, where the so-called Queen of Canada and her followers are bunkered down in a derelict school, allegedly stealing water, dodging authorities, and grifting harder than a late-night infomercial.
The 9 AM Showdown: RCMP vs. the Sovereign Sewer Saga
Cult News Host
Darlene Ondik
At dawn, the RCMP is expected to descend on Romana Didulos compound to investigate claims that her group illegally reconnected severed water lines - essentially running a DIY municipal heist. Locals say the cults utilities were cut off months ago, but somehow, the taps inside the old school never ran dry. Now, after a mysteriously timed report of a broken water main, cops are coming to inspect.
Romana, ever the drama queen, preemptively declared the incoming officials thugs and cultists in a panicked video. The irony is thicker than her followers devotion.
The Cults New Low: Multilingual Grift and Language-Lesson Propaganda
Why?
They must have CPTSD
As their credibility evaporates faster than their fake med beds promises, Romanas inner circle has resorted to recruiting non-English speakers to parrot their nonsense in languages they barely understand. Recent livestreams (now exiled to Telegram and Rumble after yet another YouTube boot) feature:
- Mandarin, Spanish, and Arabic speakers robotically reading scripts they clearly dont comprehend, like a Duolingo lesson gone horribly wrong.
- Bad translations of Romanas decrees - because nothing says legitimate government like Google Translate sovereignty.
- Begging for donations in 14 languages, because the Canadian well of gullibility is running dry.
Heres how Queen Romana Didulo might appear in their desperate, global rebrand:
1. Mandarin Chinese: Luo man na Di du luo Nv wang
2. Hindi: Kviin Romaana Didulo
3. Spanish: Reina Romana Didulo
4. Arabic: Al-Malika Romana Didulo
5. Russian: Koroleva Romana Didulo
...and so on, into the linguistic abyss.
The Richmound Rot: A Town Torn Apart
Since Romanas caravan rolled in last September, Richmound has unraveled:
- Former mayor Tom Tuchsherer let the cult squat on his farm briefly - then neighbors shot flare guns at them.
- Local Melinda Fischer, a tax-paying anti-council crusader, added 12 cult members to her land title to spite the town. Romana rewarded her with a made-up Minister title.
- Rick Manz, the schools owner and grow-op failure, faces assault charges after brawling with a neighbor. His trial? Delayed until November, because of course it is.
Meanwhile, the cults livestreams drone on, blending QAnon fanfic, anti-vax rants, and claims that the WHO is waging psychological warfare. Its like a 12-hour TED Talk by someone who definitely shouldnt have a TED Talk.
What’s Next? More Farce, Naturally…
- August 4, 2025: The cults Public Hearing, where theyll likely decree that gravity is a government scam.
- Ongoing water wars: If the RCMP confirms theft, will Romana blame deep state plumbers?
- Election looming: Richmounds November vote could pit anti-cult locals against Melinda Fischers rogue voter bloc.
OWL News will be live on the ground (signal permitting), documenting every awkward cop interaction, every cult meltdown, and every new way this saga gets weirder. Because in OWL, we know: when a grift fails, the grifters just grift harder.
OWL News Correspondent
